Latest Pathan Jokes V1

Teacher : 2 me se 2 gaye to kiya bacha??

Pathan : Mujhy kuch Samajh nahi aya??

Teacher : Tumhary pass 2 Roti Thin, Tum ny un ko

Khaa Liya, Ab kiya bacha??

Pathan : Saalan…;-p

 

Doctor:Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Pathan: Pehle se ziada kharab hy

Dr: Dawai khali thi?
Pathan: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi

Dr:I mean, dawai le li thi?
Pathan:G ap hi se to li thi.

Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?

Pathan:Nahin G dawai neeli thi.

Dr:Aby gadhey dawai ko pee lia tha?
Pathan:Nahin G peeliya to mujhe tha

Dr:Ullu k pathe
Dawai ko khol k mun me rkh liya tha?

Pathan:Ni ap ne he to kha tha k frij me rkhna

Dr:Abey kia maar khaye ga?

Pathan:Nahi Dwai khau ga

Dr:Nikal salay tu pagal kar dy ga
Pathan:Ja rha hoon phir kab aon?

Dr:Qayamat k bad

Pathan:Qayamat k kitny din bad?
Dr:Behosh…:-)

 

Pathan ko Sarak Kinary Peshab kerta dekh ker

Larki Raasta badalny lagi..

Pathan Bola :

Guzar Jao Baji,,

Tum Jis se Dar rahi ho,

Usay Me ny Pakra huwa hai…;-p 😀
Ek Pathan ko Gadhay ny Laat Maar di,,

Pathan ko Ghussa Aaya,,

Wo Utha aur

Gadhay ko 4, 5 Laaten Maarr ker bola :

Aainda Apny Baap se Mazaq Mat Kerna…:-D
Ek Badshah ny Elaan Kiya k,,

“Kiya Koi aisa Bahadur hai jo

3 Drum Sharab k piye,

Sher k Daant Toray aur

1 Larki k sath itna Sex kery k Larki Behosh ho jaye”?

Ek Pathan aya aur

3 Drum Sharab Peeny k baad

Sher k Pinjray me Ghus gaya, Kafi dair tak

Sher ki Aawazen aati rahin, Phir ek dam har taraf

Sannata chaa gaya,

Pathan Pinjray se Bahar aya aur Bola :

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Kahan hai Wo Larki

Jis k

Daant Tornay hen…;-0 ;-p

 

Pathan Intoduces His Family…

Ye hai Hamara BIVI

“GOOGLE BANO”

Ek Sawal pucho, 10 Jawab deta hai..

Ye hai Hamara BETA

“FACEBOOK KHAN”

Ghar ki Batein Puray Muhally ko bata deta hai..

Ye hai Hamara BETI

“TWITTER GUL”

Sara Muhalla isy Folow kerta hai..

Aur

Ye Hamara AMMA hai

“SMART PHONE”

Sara Din Chalta hai aur

Raat hoty hi Band ho jata hai…;-p 😀

 

Sabzi Wala Sabzi per Paani chirak raha tha..

Kaafi Dair ho gai..

Pathan Ghussay se Bola :

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Agar Bhindi Hosh me aa gai hai to

1 Kilo de do…;-p

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4 Ko 5 K Beech Me
Pathan ny Puri Duniya se 1 Sawal kiya k

4 ko 5 k Beech me Likh ker Dikhao..

Chinese ny kaha : Joke.

Japanese : Impossible.

USA : Wrong Question.

Indian Foolish Question.

Pathan Bola : Bohat Asan hai.

Us ny Likh ker Dikha Diya,

Look

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F(IV)E …

World Shocked,

Pathan Rocked..

New Msg hai, Phenk do Market Me…:-)

 

Ek pathan ny Veena malik se Masjid ka Chanda manga..

Veena : Aap log to kehty hen k mere paisy Napaak hen..?

Pathan : Tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaye ga…;-0 :-p

 

100 Pathan Ek Kashti me sawar thy..

Achanak Kashti Ruk gai,

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Aur Phir

Sab k sab Doob gaye

Kese?

Pathan thy na,

Dhakka lagany Uter gaye…:-)

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